Mummy, what is this pa-tience-with-u-sers?

From time to time on Scary Devil Monastery we have job postings. This is not a good thing to do as the last people you want to annoy is a group of foul tempered recovering SysAdmins with job postings.

Denise the job poster> Must have a lot of patience with users.

- "Mummy I don't understand - what is this this pa-tience-with-u-sers?"

- "It means that when your luser is laying begging and bleeding on the floor you must not be tempted to hurry him along to his death because you end up with less playing time. So you must be patient."

- "So why didn't she just say so??"

- "She must have some strange verbal disability. After all she clearly doesn't know what 'recovery' means either"

- "Bad lady!"

- "Yes darling, she is. Now pass me the knife and we'll try that tracheotomy trick again."

Date posted: 2nd February 2000