These are the Tales from TCP Towers as spoken by Simon the Stressed, the main sysadmin troll in TCP Towers. They detail the battles between the trolls of TCP and the hordes of lusers that attack TCP Towers every day.

They were written from the start of 1996 until Simon the Stressed left TCP Towers in mid August 1996.

	BLFH - Bastard Luser From Hell
	What do they expect ?
	More clueless users :(
	Re: I having fun for a change :)
	Its all dark in the NOC......
	Strange happenings at TCP Towers
	Arghggh, bad week :(
	Its getting weirder....
	Another friday at TCP Towers (honest)
	The friday returneth
	TCP Towers under attack!
	Another friday at TCP Towers (part the first)
	Strange occurances at TCP Towers
	Lusers for sale
	Tension at TCP Towers
	Re: Tension at TCP Towers - Response
	Water Buffalo in TCP Towers
	Rebellion at TCP Towers!
	Spam, Spam, TCP Towers and Spam!
	Re: sendmail has to die!
	TCP Towers - The Next Generation
	Untitled
	One of our trolls is missing!
	The troll has reached the plaza...
	The back slide has started
	More on the Waterbuffalo problem
	How Simes entered the Tower
	Photos from TCP Towers

	SMTP as a dog
	Lusers and Linux
	Re: Probably too predictable
	SimonNet