How Simes entered the Tower
The following is the tale, as told to a friend, of how I entered TCP
Towers
Long long ago, far down in the Mists of time, Simon was at the end of his
second year of university. He was about to start his third and final
year. As this was going to be the most important year, with a full seven
tenths of the real work being done, he decided to get a job on the weekend
to stave off the hunger of the bank manager which was starting to use lots
of red ink in its hunt. So Simon walked for four days and nights through
the scary forest of Portswood and Swathyling until he found a place named
"Computronik Systems". Whilst it was a small place, it appeared to have
people within with a clue, something even more unusual then it is now for
computer shops to have. Upon talking to the king of the place for a while,
Simon ended up getting a job at Computronik Systems crafting computers,
mending the broken machines and tending to the customers as they came into
the shop. Whilst he only worked on Saturdays, the money he thus gained
proved enough to force off the deadly bank manager. He also came to be
known as good with software and with programming. He helped out on one or
two internal projects which helped the shop run better. Simon wasn't so
good at hardware. Whilst he could easily sell the hardware to the customers
that came into the shop, mending and building it was another matter. He
started to get a reputation as a person who killed hardware just by looking
at it. This all came from a single day when, due to no fault of his own,
he killed three computers. One just sat and sulked. Another let out all of
its magic smoke and the final one got so angry at its abuse that it blew a
hole in its own body. But even with such a reputation, Simon was a useful
person at Computronik. Then the big boss, Shin, heard of the Internet. He
came to Simon seeking knowledge of that place. Simon, having used the
Internet since he started University several years ago, gave Shin the
information he was looking for. In the end, this included a full layout
of the systems an ISP would need and the software they would run. At
this point, Shin decided to start up an ISP. Phil thought of the name
"Total Connectivity Providers", or "TCP". And they all lived happily
ever after, chained up in the TCP Towers, bashing out code and earning
money to keep the tower stable. In time Phil and Simon were joined by
John the Unstable and finally the Phone firewall. Thus TCP Towers was
formed.
Why I left TCP Towers
I was doing the job of several people. The boss knew this, but he couldn't
hire anyone due to the lack of space in the office TCP is in. He
did say
that he would be hiring quite a few people when TCP got some more office
space. However, he had been trying to get new office space for over a year.
Never posted - written 3rd September 1997