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...you have loony-toons stickers on your pickup truck.
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...you carry both the Leatherman Classic and the Leatherman Wave because
you never know when you'll need two pairs of pliers.
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...you insist that your family tree is in fact a graph.
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...you have a DEC-10 on bricks in your front yard.
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...your trailer has a T3.
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....you're living in that trailer to afford the T3.
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...you think gateway is something you do after a stick-up.
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...you work on a working monitor on top of a non-working monitor.
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...you've ever worked on a "deenus" server.
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...your fileserver has more stickers than your pickup.
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...your monitor has a nerf-gun-rack.
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...you dropped out of college because an entry-level helpdesk job opened
up at the ISP.
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...you think "UPS" is what the guy on the brown truck says when he drops
your new 'puter.
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...you hear somebody mention NT and think they left the first T off.
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...you think QIC is missing the K at the end.
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...your email program says, "Y'all got mail."
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...you think SMTP means Send Mail To Phriends.
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...you think POP3 refers to Coke, Pepsi and Dew.
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...you've ever broken a tooth pulling a fastener out of a rack just to
prove you can do it.
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...you've ever stripped CAT-5 cable with your teeth.
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...you think IP addressing is pointing somebody to the little detached
room out back.
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...your screen saver shows fuzzy dice.
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...you think Perl is something you put on a string around a girl's
neck.
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...you add caffine to Jolt Cola.
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...your still adds caffine to the output.
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...you've ever picked hot'n spicy pork-rind crumbs out of your
keyboard.
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