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The following was from an old thread (probably during 1994 or 1995) in the monastery to which most of the then regulars of that group posted to. The initial question was posed by Timothy (not Tim damn it) and asked what a group of SysAdmins should be called. The following is the result of that thread.
There is also a list of what a group of lusers should be called as well, which was an off-shoot of the thread on the monastery, the place of rambling threads.
| A threat of sysadmins | |
| An annoyance of sysadmins | |
| A clue of sysadmins | |
| A misery of sysadmins | |
| A retaliation of sysadmins | |
| A RAID of sysadmins | |
| A crash of sysadmins | |
| A clue clux clan | |
| A stress of sysadmins | |
| A lynch mob of sysadmins | |
| An ascention of sysadmins | |
| A messiah of sysadmins | |
| A second-coming of sysadmins | |
| A toyshop of sysadmins | |
| A Rage of sysadmins | |
| An asylum of sysadmins | |
| A cluster of sysadmins | |
| A network of sysadmins | |
| A bastard of SysAdmins | |
| A pantheon of sysadmins | |
| A kludge of sysadmins | |
| An oligarchy of sysadmins | |
| A configuration of sysadmins | |
| An elite of sysadmins | |
| A misery of sysadmins | |
| An anarchy of BOFHs | |
| A LART of sysadmins | |
| A load of sysadmins | |
| A domain of sysadmins | |
| A clickety-clack of sysadmins | |
| A backup of sysadmins | |
| A barstard of sysadmins | |
| A host of sysadmins | |
| A load of sysadmins | |
| A queue of sysadmins | |
| A file of sysadmins | |
| A bus of sysadmins | |
| A drunken horde of sysadmins | |
| A sysadmins | |
| Pronounced string | |
| A haste of sysadmins | |
| A sixpack of sysadmins | |
| A Buttload of Sysadmins | |
| A <clickety-click> of sysadmins | |
| A quorum of sysadmins | |
| An armeggedon of sysadmins. | |
| A kernel of sysadmins | |
| A linked-list of sysadmins | |
| A fear of sysadmins | |
| A murder of sysadmins | |
| A mutual loathing of sysadmins | |
| A pogrom of SysAdmins | |
| A genocide of sysadmins | |
| A panic of SysAdmins | |
| A revenge of SysAdmins | |
| A vindictive of SysAdmins | |
| A flaying alive of SysAdmins | |
| A domain of sysadmins with an absence of lusers | |
| A multitude of the Heavenly host(s) | |
| A dequeue of sysadmins | |
| A SMIT of admins | |
| For AIX admins | |
| A crack suicide squad of SysAdmins | |
| "Suicide squad....Attack!" "Down, not across, right?" | |
| A system of Admins | |
As often happens on the monastery, threads re-emerge from time to time (thankfully we've not had a repeat of TTTSNBN... yet) and the following was from this thread in 1999:
| A suicide of sysadmins | |
| A cruelty of sysadmins | |
| A monastery of sysadmins | |
| A suffering of sysadmins | |
| A slash of sysadmins | |
| A dread of sysadmins | |
| A illegitimacy of sysadmins | |
| A fsckOff of SysAdmins | |
| A disturbance of sysadmins | |
| - because if we are, you will be | |
| A Zen of SysAdmins | |
We are at one with our work. If you disturb our work, our foot will be at one with your ass. Sadly, you won't be at One with anything thereafter. You'll be in lots of little pieces we call Bits, some of which are at One with themselves, and others, which are at Zero with themselves, but none of which will be At One with you. Jeff Gostin | |
| An outrage of sysadmins | |
| A nightmare of lusers | |
| A torture of lusers | |
| A murder of lusers | |
| An infestation of users | |
| A fear of lusers | |
| A herd of sheep | |
| A bunch of bankers | |
| Little darlings | |
| as in "[groan] what have the little darlings done this" time ? | |
| A black hole of clues | |
| LUsers never seem to get a clue, even when it has been embosed into their skulls with a LART which has the word "CLUE" written in reverse on it | |
| A stress of users | |
| LART fodder | |
| A genocide of lusers | |
| An absence of lusers | |
| A braincell of lusers | |
| A cluelessness of lusers | |
| A whine of lusers | |
| A kindergarten of lusers | |
| A community of lusers | |
| As in "care in the" | |
| An AOL of lusers | |
| A !clue of lusers | |
| A strain of (UNIX|dos|etc) lusers | |
| for VMS, a 'predation of VAXen lusers') | |
| A nightmare of lusers | |
| A failure of lusers | |
| A swarm of lusers | |
| individuals would be called "bugs") | |
| An illness of lusers | |
| A clip of lusers | |
| As in "I'd need a full clip to 'help' them all" | |
| A scumbag of lusers | |
| As opposed to the singular 'scum' | |
| A sideshow of lusers | |
| alt: a 'freakshow' of lusers | |
| Upper Management | |
| Marketing Department | |
| A Clusterfuck of Lusers | |
| A lossage of lusers | |
| An Absense of Users | |
| A core-dump of lusers | |
| A /dev/null of lusers | |
| An AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH of lusers | |
| A conspiracy of lusers | |
| "They're out to get me!" |
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