think(1) - you don't have to think, the computer can think for you
THINK(1) User Commands THINK(1)
NAME
think - you don't have to think, the computer can think for
you
SYNOPSIS
think [ -detach ]
DESCRIPTION
Think simulates a thinking brain.
This can be useful if someone is not wanting to think at
invocation time or if someone is needing some thinking about
something. It can also be helpful if someone's brain is not
working correctly at invocation time.
When invoked, think will go ahead and look at all of the
commands and keystrokes that a user has made during the
current login session. Think will then look at what files
the user has. From this and what level the user is listed
at in the file /usr/lib/think, think will figure out what
the user was trying to do when think was invoked.
DEVICES
The process that think uses to help a user is greatly aided
if the user is wearing a brain interface bus (bib) device.
A bib device is normally worn on the head, and if being
used, then think will try to see what was going through the
users head at the time of invocation. After think does
this, it will send electric signals to the users brain,
causing the user to type in whatever keystrokes are neces-
sary to accomplish the task that he/she doesn't want to
think about.
OPTIONS
-detach
also known as "Must mother do all of your thinking for
you?" - mode. This options causes think to run in the
background as a daemon that watches for users who look
like they may need assistance. When a user is found to
be exercising cluelessness, think will lock up their
keyboard and will proceed to execute what seems to be
the most likely sequence of commands that the user had
intended to execute. This flag may only be used by the
super-user.
FILES
/dev/brain
bib device special file.
/usr/lib/think
file to indicate various user abilities. The format of
this file is a username on each line followed by some
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whitspace and then a number. The higher the number for
a given user, the more likely think is to assume that
that user knows what he/she is doing. Unfortunately,
what think considers a large number will vary with
usage.
BUGS
If a user is using a bib device and actually lacks a brain
of their own, then there is a high risk that think will take
over their (non-existent) minds. This has the upshot that
someone other than the user will have to stop the program.
(Perhaps this is a feature.)
It may illegal in some areas to force users to wear bib dev-
ices.
AUTHOR
This man page was written by John Guthrie
<guthrie@math.upenn.edu> with suggestions from Kevin Whyte
<kwhyte@math.upenn.edu> for the alt.sysadmin.recovery man
page collection.
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Date posted: 5th April 1996