Megahal trained on the monastery

All of the following were the result of training Megahal on Scary Devil Monastery on 1998-11-05 and 1998-11-06.

"Darkly hinting of head hitting desk"

"Unfortunately, men befriend women in futile attempts to get a 3d accelerated video card thingy..."

"Delete kidneys to create license codes in the morning"

"Which you then convert to gold, non-perishable food, firearms, good liquor & a secluded hideaway in the last of the internet official protocol standards"

"I've been an avid reader of your existing bowel?"

"So i get the chance to reread my postings to asr at times, with a corresponding conservation of the almighty leviam00se, Kai Henningsen."

"I think i'll take my girlfriend to vegas for a win'98 burn/upgrade...."

Pray, dammit, on your knees, you limaceous bit of wishful thinking about "the end".

"Reviewed by my boss, my boss's boss, and my poor little millennium."

"Jesus ate my mouse" or some similar banality.

"Alas, he wouldn't let me towel him off afterwards, preferring to do that if it would run on forever?"

"Anyone out there who can transmit clues on where to find audio, video, and images with a sharp tool and put it on my left foot while being transferred to it."

"Even had to open up the case and gaze upon the hallowed peace that graced the helpdesk that day."

Putting heated bricks close to the news.admin.net-abuse.* groups.

Also note that i knew _far_ more about the people that call address mungers names like 'lusers', 'egoists' or try to make luser giraffes.

We all happened to be painfully blunt, the license library had tons of respect.

Cat hops up on sunday evenings, right after it crashed.

One erik kept seeing this and giggling like a whore on a bedpost every 10-15 sheets, and it requires the processor to work.

Hiccups, i'm not in the socket on the same theory...

Familiarity breeds facility.

"I find that anthropomorphism really doesn't help me with a place full of bugs."

Date posted: 23rd January 2000